{"product_id":"its-not-going-to-lick-itself-funny-christmas-candy-cane-bleached-tee","title":"It's Not Going to Lick Itself Funny Christmas Candy Cane - Bleached Tee","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"6071\" data-end=\"6105\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eWell, SOMEBODY had to say it. 🍭😏\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"6107\" data-end=\"6624\"\u003eChristmas is supposed to be sweet, but nobody said it had to be innocent. Featuring a giant vintage-inspired candy cane surrounded by the gloriously inappropriate phrase \"It's Not Going to Lick Itself,\" this cheeky Christmas tee is made for the people who can turn literally anything into a dirty joke. Wear it to your next adults-only Christmas party, holiday girls' night, or anywhere you feel like making someone do a double take. Is it about the candy cane? Technically. Are we going to elaborate? Absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"6626\" data-end=\"6934\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"6626\" data-end=\"6638\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"6638\" data-end=\"6641\"\u003e😏 Unisex fit with a relaxed feel. Check the size chart to find your perfect fit.\u003cbr data-start=\"6722\" data-end=\"6725\"\u003e🍭 Features a bold vintage inspired candy cane graphic with It's Not Going to Lick Itself lettering and playful retro typography\u003cbr data-start=\"6853\" data-end=\"6856\"\u003e✨ Hand bleached for a one of a kind finish with perfectly imperfect variations\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"6936\" data-end=\"7091\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"6936\" data-end=\"6950\"\u003eCare Tips:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"6950\" data-end=\"6953\"\u003eWash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Keep it clean in the washing machine. What you do outside of it is your business. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\" data-start=\"7093\" data-end=\"7134\"\u003e✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Pick Your Poison Tees","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":50401059930250,"sku":"TXRB-S","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50401059963018,"sku":"TXRB-M","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":50401059995786,"sku":"TXRB-L","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":50401060028554,"sku":"TXRB-XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":50401060061322,"sku":"TXRB-2XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":50401060094090,"sku":"TXRB-3XL","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1863\/4187\/files\/Copy_of_Untitled_Brand_Template_44.png?v=1791565491","url":"https:\/\/pickyourpoisontees.com\/products\/its-not-going-to-lick-itself-funny-christmas-candy-cane-bleached-tee","provider":"Pick Your Poison Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}