New Poison, Who Dis?
Fresh drops, same unapologetic vibe. From snarky to spooky, these new tees are here to stir the pot and serve looks. Go ahead... pick your poison before it’s gone. 🖤✨
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I Will Pay You to Abduct Me - Bleached Tee 🛸👽
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I Closed My Book to Be Here - Bleached Tee 📚😒
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Big Fan of Human Rights - Bleached Tee ✨🩵
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Let Me Be Weird in Peace - Bleached Tee 🐸✨
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🖤 At Pick Your Poison Co., every tee is a whole mood—bold, snarky, and a little offbeat (just like you).Picking a shirt? That’s you picking your poison—whether it’s sarcasm, dark humor, or a perfectly petty vibe for the day.Each tee is hand-pressed, made to order, and guaranteed to get at least one raised eyebrow.✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨
Shop Our Collections
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Witchy Vibes Tees 🌙
🌙 A little witchy, a little wild. Our Witchy tees channel moonlit...
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Beach + Summer Tees ☀️
☀️ Salty air, sandy toes, and sun-drenched sass. Our beach + summer...
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Bookish Tees 📚
📚 Plot twists, sarcasm, and main character energy. Our Bookish tees are...
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Halloween Tees 🖤🎃
🎃 Spooky, snarky, and a little unhinged—our Halloween tees are brewed for...
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Plants + Animal Tees 🐾
🐾 Cute, chaotic, and a little feral—just like your favorite furry sidekick....


