Bitch, Calm Yourself Retro Girl Funny Anxiety Bleached Tee

🧠 Nervous system hanging on by a thread? Same.
This retro-style tee is for the sass queens who need everyone (including themselves) to just calm the hell down. Featuring vintage line art and a snarky dose of realism, this bleached beauty is soft, unbothered, and ready to vibe.

🖤 Unisex fit — size up for a relaxed feel
🖤 Bleached and hand-pressed with love + attitude
🖤 Soft cotton blend that won’t stress your nervous system

✨ Care: Wash cold, inside out. Avoid drama. Repeat as needed.