Get In Loser Alien Tie-Dye Tee

Get In, Loser – We’re Doing Butt Stuff Tee 👽🚀

Hop in, we’re heading straight to the stars. This alien-approved tee blends retro sass with spacey sarcasm, perfect for the boldly inappropriate and the cosmically curious. The sage tie-dye gives off vintage UFO chic, while the message is... well, out of this world.

🛸 Product Details
• Unisex fit – runs large; size down if you like it fitted
• Sage and ivory tie-dye for max abduction appeal
• Alien spaceship beaming up trees and good times
• Ideal for festivals, bonfires, or your next alien encounter

🧽 Care Instructions (from Area 51’s laundry unit):
Wash cold, inside out, and hang dry (unless you’re into hot probes). Do not bleach or your tee might vanish mysteriously.