Dead Inside But Merry Bleached Christmas Tee

Festive, but make it dead inside.
This bleached tee brings all the ho-ho-hollow vibes with a grinning skull in a Santa hat, snowflake flair, and the brutally honest truth: Dead Inside But Merry. 🎅🏼💀✨

Perfect for anyone who survives the holidays with sarcasm and caffeine.
Each shirt is hand-bleached, totally one of a kind, and pressed with love (and a little side-eye).

🎄 Fits like your favorite sarcastic holiday movie.
🖤 Unisex fit – size up for oversized!
💥 Due to the handmade nature, bleach patterns will vary.

✨ Care Tip (with attitude):
Wash cold, inside out, and don’t throw it in with your joy. Tumble low or air dry to keep it merry.