Gardening Because M*rder is Wrong Tie Dye Tee

Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Tee – Plant Therapy > Prison Time

When pulling weeds is your form of anger management and potting soil smells better than jail soap, this tee gets you. With vintage vibes and a wicked sense of humor, this sage tie-dye shirt is perfect for every spicy plant lady who chooses petals over prison. 🌱🔪

✨ Product Details
• Unisex fit – not true to size, so size down for a fitted feel
• Sage green tie-dye with a splash of sass
• Retro graphic of a 50s housewife tending her garden like a boss
• Ideal for angry weeding, greenhouse therapy, or judging your HOA

🧼 Care Instructions (for the dirt and the drama):
Wash cold and inside out to keep your plants and your prints alive. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach or you'll risk becoming the villain.