I Don't Speak Human Alien - Sci-Fi Bleached Tee

Earthlings are exhausting.

For those days when communication simply isn't happening, let the alien handle it. No small talk, no explanations, no pretending you heard what anyone just said.

Details:
✨ Unisex fit with a relaxed feel. Check the size chart to find your perfect fit.
👽 Retro inspired alien graphic with I Don't Speak Human wording
🛸 Perfect for introverts, socially exhausted humans, and anyone mentally on another planet

Care Tips:
Earth washing instructions apply. Wash cold, inside out, then tumble dry low or hang to dry.

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨