I Will Pay You to Abduct Me - Bleached Tee 🛸👽

At this point… take me.

This one is for anyone who’s had enough and is fully ready to be beamed up out of their responsibilities. A little unhinged, a little relatable, and honestly… a solid backup plan.

Aliens, if you’re listening, the offer stands.

Details
• Unisex fit, relaxed and not true to size so size down if you want a more fitted look
• Printed on an olive bleached tee with a bold UFO graphic
• Soft, comfy fabric with a perfectly distressed, one of a kind finish

Care Tips
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Stay ready for pickup.

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨