My Dog Said You’re a Hoe – Sarcastic Dog Parent Tee

🐾 “My Dog Said You’re a Hoe” – Sarcastic Dog Parent Tee

We don’t make the rules. We just report what the dog said.
Simple. Blunt. Accurate. This tee is soft, sassy, and comes with full pup-approved judgment.

Perfect for dog parents who love shade almost as much as their fur baby.

🧼 Wash cold. Dry on low or hang dry to keep your tee talkin’ trash.
📏 Unisex fit. Not true to size—size down if you’re between sizes.