Dear Santa F-Bombs + Chaos Bleached Christmas Tee

🎅 Dear Santa – F-Bombs & Chaos Bleached Tee 💣🎄

Dear Santa… it’s been a year. This hand-bleached tee says what we’re all thinking: “Sorry for all the F-bombs, it’s been a crazy year.” With distressed lettering, a pop of plaid, and a perfectly imperfect bleach splatter, it’s the holiday apology card you can actually wear.

Details:

• 🌙 Unisex fit (aka: not true to size—check that chart, babe)

• 🎄 Hand-bleached with a unique splatter pattern

• 💣 Perfect for tired parents, holiday survivors, & festive potty mouths

Care Tips:
Keep it naughty but nice: wash cold, tumble dry low or hang to dry.

✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨